Saturday, August 27, 2011

"Are you sunny or shady"

Ever hear of table topics?
if yes proceed to next line of the blog...
Ever hear of table topics to go?
It is a mini version of the fun conversation starter game.
I pulled the card "are you sunny or shady"

I had to think about it for a minute or two the legitimate answer would be sunny, you know good natured, happy go lucky... the summer time version would be laying out pool side in the sunshine... sweating... looking for shade.... feeling the trickle of sweat snake its way down between your ..... shoulder blades?
Better yet and I use this term as an honest to goodness word found in the vocabulary of every female out there.... boob sweat... yes you can deny it... ladies don't sweat blah blah blah but anyone who has boobs knows in the summertime especially when lying in the sunshine while wearing a bathing suit usually on your stomach... unless you truly are an ice princess.. you will accumulate a deposit of sweat either between the girls or underneath them as most bathing suits do not keep them from hanging out lower than usual.... the trick is to nonchalantly swipe the sweat away or jump in the water before anyone notices...

So back to the original question posed I would say I am sunny with intermittent shade :) I love being outdoors and I have learned after many summers at the beach that there is nothing better than a good beach umbrella stuck deep in the sand, it allows you to flirt with the sunshine then when getting to heated to linger in the shade all the while enjoying the beautiful outdoors.

Are you sunny or shady? I love the other meaning of shady... kinda dark and nefarious, walking the line of wrong but not really on the dark side... kinda mischievous... kinda naughty... shady...
who am I kidding I am not shady... I just play someone shady on TV...

till next time... beware of the boobsweat


Saturday, August 20, 2011

....worth waiting for....

There are many things worth every minute you wait for them....

these things include but are not limited to the following...

Christmas morning
the bus
the bathroom
first kisses
first day of school
your last day of school
first day at the new job
the day you are done working
first snows
first visits to a new city
plane rides
your wedding day
the perfect sunrise
the perfect signature
last car payments
the perfect pen
the dream job
the payphone when your cell is dead
the perfect cup of coffee
payday
milestones
surprise parties
new years
chicken to be cooked
new books in a series
the release of your favourite cd
the punchline to a good joke
your best hand at cards
bedtime after a long day
a hot shower
breakfast after night shift
days off
summer heat
the perfect gift
the smell after the rains come
a good haircut
summer vacation no matter how old you are
a sale at your favourite store
the first time you hear your baby's heartbeat
the chance to fit into your skinny jeans
pulling your favourite sweater out in the winter time
the dryer buzzer
the best steeped tea
the phone call that changes everything
mail
the finish line
being able to use the perfect comeback
the last page of a good book
the latest "Bring it On" sequel
and last but not least by a long shot....
hearing the cries of a long awaited baby......
can't wait to meet you baby Sawyer I love you