** caution this post contains the word ass/a-hole.... alot....
I was fortunate enough to accompany a friend to a Van Morrison concert tonight, it was awesome... I forgot how much I love this legends music... legend=old guy who has been making music for 100 years!
It was good then the family sat down behind us.. the a-hole family
An entire row of loud mouth, drunk, whiny a-holes. Grandma in the bag at the end of the row two little ass grandsons too young to buy beer so mom and auntie-a-hole bought them beer... far to much beer...daddy ass-head drunk stumbled in next next to auntie skirt was far too short who boot legged beer for the two under aged philosophising butt munches parenting at it's best!
insert half a show worth of talking loudly bumping and spilling beer on the row in front of them... dancing sloppily and yelling at the stage both in encouragement as well tell Van what they thought of his choice of music choices... yes it was great!
The couple sitting beside us had words with them, the security "hosts" had words as did the couple next to us on the other side... finally when I was about to have worlds with family a-hole there was a brave soul sitting behind them who decided to speak up and the f-word was bandied about and how the grandson was loudly saying it was all about grandma tonight... blah blah blah how the poor guy being verbally assaulted better not effing ruin grandmas night... then he loudly stood up saying to whomever was still paying attention to them that "fine I'll leave, is this what you want? I will leave ruining grandmas night... " for being all about g-ma it was awfully a lot about him poor grandson a-hole... ran out of money for bootlegged beers?
Well our entire row gave each other high fives and settled in to enjoy the last half of the concert which by the way was amazing!
even better than the first half!
I have to admit I was wandering if it was going to be Van Morrison who stormed off, as he has been known to be a bit of a diva but it was a very good mellow un-diva like show! and to make things even more magical he sang Brown Eyed Girl right out of the gate! so it kicked off the concert on a high note! love it and highly recommend taking in one of his concerts if you are fortunate enough to be able to catch him on a good day...
and not to worry you will have a good night, I have the ability to attract odd/weird people and my friend has the ability to conjure up groups of people... so between the two of us we created a whole group of a-holes .... with great power comes great responsibility!!
all in all a fantastic night
my appologies for the frequency of the profane but there is no reasoning with drunk people let alone drunk a-holes who loudly are always right and will make things worse if they can after being asked to tone it down....
but let me tell you how I really feel... hahaha
till then always have a safe drive home folks and enjoy yourselves responsibly!
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